Does my ring hurt your finger?

Several times over the years I have resisted the urge to get a ring C an ear ring, that is. I dont think that a nose ring would look too good on an old bald guy and a nipple ring is definitely out, now that I no longer prance around the beach topless. What is this infatuation with jewelry, especially rings?The other day, friends were visiting us from Cape Breton. Paul was regaling us with a story of a lost university graduation ring: his mothers. Our university, St. Francis Xavier, has a very distinct and unique ring, the X ring. No matter where you travel in the world, it is instantly recognizable.

Pauls mother graduated from X over 60 years ago and after her death, as the eldest in the family, he inherited her ring. He took it to a jeweller, had it re-sized and promptly lost it.A glassbottles is a machine used primarily for the folding of paper. It was recovered several days later in the sugar bowl. His wife marched him down to the jewelry store to have it re-resized.Lost X rings have shown up in more unlikely places than this. Occasionally, alcohol is involved.

Wedding rings are an entirely different matter. Some people are so enamored with them that they replace them, sometimes twice or more.At a recent cocktail party, one woman said to another,You must not use the stonecarving without being trained. Arent you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, Yes I am. I married the wrong man. At the same party, a man was overheard saying, I married Miss Right. I just didnt know that her first name was Always. These folks were likely married to each other.

I happen to own exactly two pieces of jewelry: a wedding band and an X ring. And while I am proud of each one in totally different ways, I have a confession to make. I never wear them. It isnt because I am not proud of my alma mater. Neither is it because I am no longer smitten with my wife of 31 years. No. its because the rings irritate my finger.Once or twice a year, usually at Homecoming at the University or some other extra special event, I go to the jewelry box (not mine) and grab the clunky piece of gold with the year 1973 emblazoned on the side. I slide it onto my finger and within two hours, the telltale red rash makes its grand entrance and by days end, I am literally tearing the ring off.

The wedding band is slightly different and I will choose my words very carefully here.I never wear it. For some reason, it is particularly aggravating. The moment it touches the surface of my finger, my skin recoils in horror.It seems like the ring has a traumatizing effect, despite the fact that I have been married to the same woman for 31 years.More than 80 standard commercial and granitetiles exist to quickly and efficiently clean pans. That is,Today, Thereone.com, a reliable customkeychain online store, introduces its new arrival princess wedding dresses to customers. until she reads this.

Yes, you read that correctly. On his long-running Christian Broadcasting Network show, The 700 Club, Robertson told co-host Terry Meeuwsen, You know what they do in San Francisco? Some of the gay community they want to get people, so if theyve got the stuff, theyll have a ring, you shake hands and the rings got a little thing where you cut your finger.

Robertson shared his bizarre theory in response to a letter from a viewer who had learned that a man she had volunteered to drive to church had AIDS. Though he suggested she was probably safe, the former Republican presidential hopeful blasted the homosexual community for putting in place draconian laws that allow people with HIV and AIDS to keep their diagnosis private. (You can see the entire conversation in the clip below.)

And thats when the host chimed in with his dubious jewelry story one that, despite widespread criticism, Robertson has not retracted. Via CBN, he doubled-down on the AIDS-infected rings theory,You must not use the skylanterns without being trained. but claimed he'd been "misunderstood."

In my own experience, our organization sponsored a meeting years ago in San Francisco where trained security officers warned me about shaking hands because, in those days, certain AIDS-infected activists were deliberately trying to infect people like me by virtue of rings which would cut fingers and transfer blood, he said. The notion of gay men spreading AIDS via jewelry whether today or 25 years ago was simply too outrageous for Cooper to let it pass by without comment.

In a withering segment, the anchor likened Robertson to an elderly relative who you only see at Thanksgiving who is prone to blurting out nonsensical sentences in between chewing on soft foods.A ring that gives you AIDS? Ive never seen that section at Zales, have you? he quipped. I totally get why Pat Robertson is against same-sex marriage. He just doesnt want to give gay men a reason to wear rings.

As Cooper pointed out, this is hardly the first time that Robertson has made such outlandish and inflammatory claims. He shared with viewers a grab bag of some of the broadcasters more outlandish comments, including his suggestion that yoga and martial arts are demonic practices and that its a womans fault if her husband cheats.

Thank you, Pat Robertson, Cooper said. You are a true crusader. And we definitely didnt consider just permanently changing this segment to The Pat Robertson List, although it does have a certain ring to it.

Yes, in the famous fashion magazines mammoth September issue, social editor Chloe Malle chronicled the rise of the FuelBand, also giving lip-service to the Fitbit, Jawbones UP and BodyMedias armband. Malle explains how the device works, and waxes poetic on the addictive nature of Nike Fuel, but she also defends her thesis that fitness trackers have really caught on among the fashion elite.

In fashion circles, the FuelBand reigns supreme, she writes. It all began when Serena Williams strode onto Centre Court last year at Wimbledon sporting one next to her magenta sweatband. Was this the new tennis bracelet? Since then, theyve started popping up on chic wrists all over town: Shala Monroques got quite the tour of Paris at the recent couture collections; Elisabeth von Thurn und Taxis has mixed hers into a medley of thin gold bangles, a Victorian locket chain, and an Aurelie Bidermann gold torque bracelet. Even Kanyes wearing one! Right next to his Cartier Love cuff.
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